Profiles in Virtue - Egil Skallagrimsson's Utter Shamelessness
"Yeah, I totally stole this sword, what are you going to do about it?" It is said that, in the district of Sogn, in Norway, there lived a man named Ulf. This man, who was of good stock, was known for his great good cheer, but toward evening became quarrelsome and difficult, so he became known as Kveldulf, that is, "evening-wolf." Kveldulf married a woman named Salbjörg, who was kin to Ketill Trout, and had two sons, Thorolf and Grim. Thorolf was a fair-featured man, well beloved by all, but Grim was remarkably ugly and even in his youth known as Bald Grim, that is, Skalla-Grim. Thorolf served King Harald Fair-Hair, and when Harald killed him, Grim and Kveldulf fell to quarreling with the king. The quarrel led to them departing Norway and moving to Borg, in Iceland. Kveldulf died before they made land, and Grim followed his father's coffin to decide where to raise his hall. In time, Grim had two sons of his own, Thorolf and Egill. Thorolf w...